Top Ten Worst Things to say when buying a Computer (If you want to sound like you know anything)

10. What comes in Windows Vista... Does it have Powerpoint?

9. Does the DVD burner burn CD's?

8. What are the Jigga bites?

7. Don’t call the computer tower a Modem…

6. Don’t try to buy internet access from the pc manufacture or ask where to get internet access in your area.

5. Learn how to read the words Vista (it is vista like vista point…not Veeesta), Pentium (it does not read like pendulum or plentum, in fact the word has no L’s in it at all) and finally Pavilion (Hint: don’t say pavillon).

4. If the sales person asks you “What are you going to use the Computer for?” it is not the same question as “What bad things have happened to you in the past 50 years?”

3. I want a gaming computer but it can’t cost more than $400…

2. Black and White printers do not need white cartridges… Really… they don’t

1. This one is rare… but… NO, a computer mouse is not meant to be used like a sewing peddle on the floor with your foot.